Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I was chatting with someone at work about Hezbollah/Israel today, after having previously discussed "Pinky and the Brain". It led to the following IM:

Nasrallah: Come, Hezbollah, we must prepare for tomorrow.
Hezbollah: What are we doing tomorrow, Nasrallah?
Nasrallah: The same thing we do every day, Hezbollah--try to destroy Israel!

So I figured that there must be lots of cases where you could insert "Hezbollah" in place of "Pinky". Let's see how it turned out, shall we?

The Brain: This is the earth. And this is Hezbollah. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other... is the earth.

Hezbollah: Egad. You astound me, Brain. The Brain: That's a simple task, Hezbollah.

The Brain: No, Hezbollah. Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable. Hezbollah: Oh, I hate it when that happens. Narf.

[that one's a little freaky]

The Brain: Hezbollah, there are times when I feel i'm bearing my soul to a tube of caulk. Hezbollah: Yum! Caulk!

The Brain: Hezbollah, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence".

Nasrallah: Hurry up, Hezbollah, If we don't get to Carley Simon's house I'll never know if that song was about me.

[that one doesn't really have anything to do with Nasrallah or Hezbollah, but I thought it was quirky enough to put in.

And those are just the "Pinky and the Brain" possibilities. Holler if you think of others.

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